Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not santa claws

Howdy readers. I hope Santa filled your stockings with all sorts of wonderous goodies. I got a couple of DVDs, Cds, clothes, chocolates, aftershave, etc etc. All good. One of my favorite presents was Angels and Demons by Dan Brown, set before The Da Vinci Code, I'm only 30 pages in and it's already thrilling.

This evening I went to Donnas house for her mums birthday. It was a good night with lots of her friends and family having a laugh.

Only a quick blog. TTFN readers...

It's the season to be jolly....

Hi readers. Well it has been a good week. School is good, Legion is good, I am good... Everything is... um... good!

Today I handed out a few Christmas cards at school and received a bundle myself... T'was very nice.

Hopefully I will be going to see King Kong at the cinema later (not to be confused with "King Dong" which is a completely different kind of movie!) Carl is back from Uni' and will most probably be joining us. I have got everyone a little gift which I will give them later.

Before I sign off I would like to wish everyone who reads my blog a very merry Christmas and a happy new year.

Also, Sandy, if you get chance to read this, I haven't forgoten you, but I very rarely use MSN nowadays, but rest assured, I still think of you.

TTFN Readers.

yeah, but no, but yeah, but no, but yeah...

Well right, there woz this thing wot happened but I don't even know nofink about right, because you know Gareth? Well he woz like SOOO TOTALLY going to watch Little Britain live at the NIA? He got the night off work and went on Friday, right, but anyway he 'ad the flu, right, so he nearly didn't go but he did, right, and had like the BEST TIME EVERRR watchin' all the characters on stage and they were like SOOO Funny and if you don't believe me you can ask his sister coz she was there and she saw it all 'appen but anyway don't believe Trisha, right, because everyone knows that she's got one tit bigger than the other...

See? I told you November rain doesn't last forever!

Blimey, Now December has crept up on me like a... like a... like a big creepy thing that enjoys creeping! I am going to start my Christmas shopping early this year and not leave it to the last minute. I will start tomorrow (famous last words) and get some done before the rush in on.

On a happier note, I am going to watch Little Britain Live in Birmingham next friday!!! It should be absolutely fantastic and I can't wait... On a sadder note I am in work in about half an hour so I will have to sign off in a moment...



... But before I do, I have some genuine news that you may, or may not actually care about but what the hell I will tell you anyway....

... Here goes...

I read my Horoscopes yesterday (mine are usually more like Horror-scopes since they usually tell me that I'm a waste of oxygen) but it said that I will be much luckier in love than usual (something to do with the moon in venus... Poor woman) Now I didn't think much of it and went to the Swan yesterday as usual. Whilst there a couple of Jasons bar maid friends came up for the first time in ages. I used to see them quite a bit when we were all aligned to the Packhorse but hadn't seen them since we defected back to the Swan so it was good to see them again. At the end of the evening I got a hug and said goodbye to them. Lo-and-behold Jason phones me this evening and a certain someone wants my phone number...... Interesting. Naming no names but I will see how it goes...

... Well thats all for now folks (Mr Notman, I hope this update quenches your thirst for knowlege about life here in Birmingham. I also hope you are having a good time at Uni' and will probably see you over the Christmas holidays if you are back at all)

Thats it for now readers. TTFN