yeah, but no, but yeah, but no, but yeah...

Well right, there woz this thing wot happened but I don't even know nofink about right, because you know Gareth? Well he woz like SOOO TOTALLY going to watch Little Britain live at the NIA? He got the night off work and went on Friday, right, but anyway he 'ad the flu, right, so he nearly didn't go but he did, right, and had like the BEST TIME EVERRR watchin' all the characters on stage and they were like SOOO Funny and if you don't believe me you can ask his sister coz she was there and she saw it all 'appen but anyway don't believe Trisha, right, because everyone knows that she's got one tit bigger than the other...