Dance your cares away, worries for another day....
Welcome readers, to another weekly edition of my little blog.
Well, where to begin? I suppose I could go on about my birthday but that really would be jumping the gun slightly so I guess I'll start from the most interesting point of last week, which would be Tuesday.
It had just gone 3:00pm and I was getting ready for the 10-or-so kids that come to "Art Club" after school. I had opened the cupboard to get some things out and was casually biting my nails, as I most often do. Whilst biting my thumb nail though I felt something give way. I looked at my nail and realised that it was intact... So what the hell had crunched? Answer: My tooth! Not the whole tooth (and nothing but the tooth! ha ha... sorry) just a little piece of enamel off the edge of my front gnasher. It looks like a little gateway in to the tooth itself. Quite strange. Needless to say I was surprised. If my teeth are going soft then I want it put right imediately! Unfortunately the dentists were closed by the time I left school so I decided to go on Thursday... I left at 3:30pm (which is early!) and shot back down to the dentists on Prince of Wales Lane. Now it must be said that I havent been to the dentists in a few years and I wasn't registered with anyone. So I went in and asked if I coud join their dental plan and told me about my tooth. The lady on the desk (who looked like her name might have been Sharron, or Tracy... You get the picture) told me to fill out a form and she would book me in. Whilst she was tapping away on the keyboard she was firing questions at me...
Sharron: Naim' ?
Me: Gareth.
Sharron: Ser-naim'
Me: Evans.
Sharron: EE-VEE-AY-EN-ESS?
Me. Yep.
Sharron: 'Ow long as it been sinse yoo visitid a dent-hist?
Me. About three years I thi-
Sharron: Eny nown Ullerjic reac-shuns?
Me. Uh, none that I know of.
Sharron: Eny 'Istory of 'epilepsee or 'art trubble?
Me. No.
Sharron Are yoo pregnunt?
Me. .............?
Sharron:.... Probubly not
At this point I gave her the form back and asked when my appointment was. She said the only available slot was 5:00pm on the 27th of March... And I would have to pay £30 there-and-then to secure the appontment! So I paid up. I suppose if it gets my tooth sorted it's worth it.
In the evening I went down to fathers as usual, but UNusualy that is not where we stayed... We headed over to one of the Laaads houses, a Mr Andy Lake (that spelling of "lads" will be made apparent later on) to try and finalise the skiing holiday in April. We have the flight booked but are in the process of playing a couple of hotels off against each other to get a good deal. Whoever gives us the lowest price will be booked! It's a lovely situation to be in, knowing that a 1000 miles away 2 fat Austrians are fighting and undercutting one another just for you...
Anyway we left at 10:30pm and I drove home from fathers. I didn't really do much exept eat some porridge (because my tooth was still feeling weird) and go to bed.
So I woke up on Thursday the 8th of March 2007 and the first thing I did was become older! 25, quarter of a century... I'm in my "mid-20's" now and i wonder if things will change? I suppose only time will tell.
I didn't really have time for cards and stuff, I had to get ready for work. The day went much like any other. Sal' (who's birthday it also on the 8th) had given me a card with a badge on it saying "Expert beer drinker" and I was told I had to wear it... So wear it I did! After school was done with I went home to open cards and presents. I admit I didn't really have many presents as such because I just asked people for money. I did get a few things to open though. My nan bought me some paint brushes and chocolates. and my aunt and cousins got me a HMV card and a My Chemical Romance T-shirt (which, as I type this, I am wearing.) I then went down to my nans to see her (and get my pressie! ha ha!) Now the story of my nans present is one exciting tale...
It begins in January. My dad and all the lads were going skiing in Lake Tahoe, America, because it was the 20th year they had been away on the lads ski holidays. You see, dear reader there are usualy 2 ski holidays per year. The normal family one, that anyone can go on, and there is the lads skiing holidays. (Over 18's only) I have been to pretty much all the family ones, and 3 of the lads holidays making me a fully paid up "lad." Now the lads holidays are never booked in a school holiday. It ramps the price up, and the pistes are always packed with people. So since starting at Woodrush over 2 years ago, I havent been able to go. I wasn't able to go to Lake Tahoe either, obviously which I was disapointed about. It was decided that because it was the 20th aniversary holiday something special had to be done. The answer was personalised fleeces and hats: My dad and Pete Twist went and found a company that did that sort of thing and made everyone who was going on the 20th matching, but personalised apparel. Now, one of the lads (a Mr Michael Murphy) doesn't say "lads" he pronounces it "laaads" (see, I told you the spelling would become apparent!) So the clothing had "The laaads on tour" on the front, with the owners name, and all the dates and places skiied on the back, much like tour dates on a band Tshirt. The hats (which were supposed to match the jackets, but Pete Twist deliberately picked ones which were bright orange!) had "The laaads on tour" on the front. They looked brilliant, but sadly, much to my dismay, I didn't have one made for me since I wasn't going on the trip....
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